Saturday, May 17, 2008

36 hours and counting

T minus 36 and counting. No action on the home front yet. Did have to go to the hospital today for some bloodwork, but everything checked out just fine. Tomorrow morning is the last bike ride and then off to the hospital.

Here's how Sara spent last weekend:






Wednesday, May 14, 2008

5 days to go.......

There is only 5 days to go until D-Day and everyone is getting really anxious.
Miles and Daddy had a long discussion tonight about how they were going to protect little sister from the grizzly bears. Miles has recently developed a fascination in bears. I guess we are letting him watch too much National Geographic.
Sara has been feeling quite uncomfortable the last couple of days. The baby had decided Mommy's bladder must be a soccer ball. The bath tub is looking like a good sleeping place for the next few nights.
Stay tuned for further adventures to D-Day.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

MY WATER BROKE!!!

Well, not really. But we sure made some people think so today.

Some background: During each firefighter academy, the instructors stage a large multi-casualty incident. This comes after the trainees have learned their EMS and auto-dismembering skills. We get the trainees all comfy in their classroom with a reeeaaallly boring video while we set it up. Then we bust in the room and send them out. We have multiple cars with volunteer victims inside. Our nurse does an outstanding job moulaging the volunteers. (One this year even had an eyeball popped out) We try to set a few cars on fire around the edges just for fun.

This time was no different. Tom acted as overall safety for the drill. Our friend Jodie was the dispatcher, our friend Janet was a hysterically-screaming patient. Much fun was had by all. Usually Miles participates, but this year he wanted to stay in school. Sara had to go to a doctor appointment right when the drill started.

So the cars were set on fire, the screaming started, and in came the trainees. Ambulances waited patiently for their victims, a helicopter circled overhead, and the press snapped pictures. Just when the situation seemed under control, when they had a good count of the victims and the fires damped down, the unthinkable happened.

The trainees hadn't blocked the road completely with their engines. Suddenly a jeep came barreling into the middle of the scene. It skidded to a stop with the horn blaring. As the trainees rushed over, a panicked voice screamed out of the jeep, "I'M HAVING A BABY, DAM#$#IT!!! GET OVER HERE!"

Yes, Sara did get to participate in the drill. She had quietly dumped a bottle of water in her lap (to simulate the water breaking) and then raced into the scene. It threw a complete monkey wrench into the trainee's operation.

One little oops: Tom forgot to brief one of the instructors about this surprise event, and he happened to be the first instructor to reach the vehicle. Talk about your classic "deer in the headlights look"!

Pics to come later. Until then, enjoy some artwork that Miles recently did in school:



Sunday, May 11, 2008

Goodbye cruel world...

Hello new world,

Well, we thought baby #1 caused huge changes in our life. He did, but Baby #2 is no different. Daddy did own two rooms in the house: his "study" (game room) and his "work room" (garage). Well, 'Study' now equals 'nursery', so lots of stuff has to go. Bookshelves must be reduced. Fire Sale! Everything Must Go!

And so some of it did. In a fit of cleaning frenzy, Tom attacked his room. No crevice was left unchecked. Large bins were set up labeled, "Dave's Books! Don't You Dare Throw Away!". And so the great pruning began.



Our book load was cut in half. Almost in thirds. Many, many, wonderful books went to the local library, and then on to the second-hand book shop (where some of them had started from).

So now just the comfort favorites are left. Almost too few to read. But that's OK. Who are we kidding? There Ain't gonna be any time to read soon, anyway!

Tick.....Tick.....Tick.....

Have you missed us? WEERRREee BAAAaaaaccckkk!

But this time it is different! Yes! Better!! Bigger!! Larger Than Before!!! Even MORE Exclamation Points!!!! WOW!

Okay,so it's not that great. But it is new.

The last 2 blogs have been about journeys. Journeys across distance. Traveling across the country. This blog is also about a journey, but not across a distance. Across a lifetime.

The 4th member of our family is about to appear. He/She has been building and growing for the last 9 months. Originally a minor footnote in our life, it has now grown to a major bookmark. She/he will soon start writing her own chapter.

Why are we saying "She/He" or "He/She"? Because we don't know. Here is the consensus so far:

A family member who has had great success plotting events by the actions of distant stars is convinced the child is a girl, based on the moon being in the left armpit of somebody-or-other.

A friend of the family who is also the director of an ultrasound clinic and performed a detailed ultrasound says she is, "85% sure" it is a girl.

So, we are pretty darn sure it is a girl, using all methods of prognostication.

Stay tuned. 8 days and counting.

Tick.....Tick.....Tick.....

Have you missed us? WEERRREee BAAAaaaaccckkk!

But this time it is different! Yes! Better!! Bigger!! Larger Than Before!!! Even MORE Exclamation Points!!!! WOW!

Okay,so it's not that great. But it is new.

The last 2 blogs have been about journeys. Journeys across distance. Traveling across the country. This blog is also about a journey, but not across a distance. Across a lifetime.

The 4th member of our family is about to appear. He/She has been building and growing for the last 9 months. Originally a minor footnote in our life, it has now grown to a major bookmark. She/he will soon start writing her own chapter.

Why are we saying "She/He" or "He/She"? Because we don't know. Here is the consensus so far:

A family member who has had great success plotting events by the actions of distant stars is convinced the child is a girl, based on the moon being in the left armpit of somebody-or-other.

A friend of the family who is also the director of an ultrasound clinic and performed a detailed ultrasound says she is, "85% sure" it is a girl.

So, we are pretty darn sure it is a girl, using all methods of prognostication.

Stay tuned. 8 days and counting.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Home sweaty home




Wee're Baaack...

We made it home, all pieces and parts intact. Huge sense of Deja-vu on the last day. Last year, as we exited a freeway 150 miles from home, we saw a smoke plume for the Day fire. This year, same spot, much bigger plume from the Zaca fire. Guess we all know where Tom is going.

27 days

7,859 miles

3 tired people.

And somebody replaced our puppy with a full-grown dog while we were gone!

Friday, August 17, 2007

heading home


So much for fun. We now have to do the serious "heading home". As we left beautiful Kaibib plataeu, the sky got dark, the clouds threatened, and up came the wind. We battled some impressive winds and thunderstorms to make it to our last night's stop.

Grand Canyon




So where did we go? We went to the North Rim of the Grand Canyon. Why the North Rim? It's much higher than the south rim, and much less "touristy". Only 10 miles as the condor flies from tourist central on the south rim, it's over 200 miles away by ground. (Unless you hike all the way down and all the way back up. We didn't do that.)

It was truly impressive, even to a 4-year old.

oops again


Here's the picture from the bridge. It was SCAARRRAAYYY on the bridge.
Next we stopped in a backcountry campground overnight and did a short hike. Miles decided on how we would carry our hiking sticks.





We were treated to a couple Arizona monsoon thunderstorms. They were all far in the distance, so the New York thunderstorm is still WAAAY better.

Miles slept through this one too.

Where have we been?

Did you miss us? We got fed up with the boring interstate and decided to take one last detour. First we drove across this bridge and took a couple pictures.

OOPS

Yesterday, as we tooled through the backcountry of northern Arizona, SOMEBODY decided to do some camera maintenance. SOMEBODY decided to push one too many buttons. SOMEBODY wiped out 2/3rds of all pictures we have taken on this vacation.

This same SOMEBODY has contemplated suicide several times since then, the partner has disuaded her/him.

We still have the memories. Those can never be erased.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Be careful what you wish for... (I wanted a smart kid)

Grandma Campaney was nice enough to give us the family "Trouble" game - an original that still has all its pieces. And she taught Miles how to play. Trouble is now a nightly tournament on the trip.

The little @$%&&^ has won 80% of all games played. Sara? 0%

In desperation, we taught him Bingo last night.

The little @$#%@&%^% won all 4 games.

Next time, we let Grandpa teach him poker, and we'll stop in Vegas on the way back.

Mapping software (geeks only)

Okay, so I'm (Tom) a techno-geek, right? I admit it. GPS-based navigation has long been a part of my travels. Last year I ran my tablet PC with a couple different programs on it, each one with its own flaws. Read last years blog if you're a geek.

Before this trip I wanted an updated mapping program. My old standby is Garmin's "NRoute" - it works great in and around Ventura County. I used it for 2 years on my old P.O.S. laptop in my work truck. But it cannot be updated, it will not import POI files, and it has a clunky interface. To top it off, it will display only the most major highways, and at a false scale. But if you route using it, it "magically" learns the correct route and displays it. To me, that means it has the real roads in it, but only displays a "dumbed-down" interface. Lousy design.

Last year I tried Microsoft Streets and Trips, but hated their interface too. This year I found the latest Delorme Street Atlas 2008. I've liked Delorme in the past, so we bought SA08. It even had the extra benefit of understanding my 'hockey puck' Garmin GPS18 USB antenna - last year nobody other than Garmin could use it, until I installed a hack.

The trip planning functions on it work well. You can tell it what roads you prefer. You can add POI (point of interest) files. Some nice people out there have created lots of these files. I can add in the locations of Super WalMarts, Cabelas (my favorites), even low-clearance warnings. All appear if you want them. It updates road construction information (although it has been wrong 100% of the time so far).

BUT...

The damn thing has problems communicating with the Garmin antenna. Every once in awhile it just shuts down and swears to me that no antenna is attached. Or, it will say, "Yup, antenna is working just great, boss" while claiming I am moving down the freeway at 0 mph.

Then to top it off, first I dropped the damn tablet PC. The screen still works, you just have to look behind the cracked glass. Then the tip fell out of the stylus somewhere in Minnesota. Now I am using a mouse with it. And it still drops the antenna.

So here is the current setup: Use the tablet with Delorme SA08 for trip planning each night. Have it map out several options for distance and travel. Pick our final destination with it. The next morning, pull out the POS laptop that just keeps slugging along. Fire up Garmin's NRoute software, type in the final destination derived from SA, and drive on down the road. If we need to find out the location of FlyinJ, CampingWorld, etc we have to pull out the other one or rely on the mark1 eyeball (enhanced by binoculars from the copilot seat).

We have succeeded about 80% with teaching Miles what "silent cockpit" means. When entering an area of maneuvers (interchanges, cities, etc) he now knows to keep silent (mostly) in the back. If he ever goes flying with Uncle Dave or Grandpa John, he might just behave.

A quick post for Roy in Texas

Roy knows what these are for. Everybody else disregard.



married too long


You know you have been married to a firefighter for too long when you can spot a brushfire from 5 miles away...

You know you have been married to a firefighter for too long when you can spot a brushfire from 5 miles away...

Anybody mention it is hot?

It is HOT! We chose I-40, not sure it helped. Driving yesterday afternoon, the outside air temp gauge hit 108. We had to run the generator and the house AC just to keep it below 90 in the back. A quick afternoon shower only dropped it to the mid-90's.

Decided to set the alarm clock this morning with the theory that we could get most of our driving in while it was cooler. Ha! At 7:30 this morning it was still 82 outside. Today we find someplace with a pool.

highway funding



One wonders just what Oklahoma has done with their portion of the $286 billion in highway funds, because they sure as heck didn't spend a dime of it repairing their roads. As we rattle and bounce our way across the state, we hope we don't end up looking like this guy.