Hoo Boy! Me Tired!

Baby no sleep good last night. Baby have gas (so did mommy, could have lit them off!). Baby want to sleep sitting up.

Me finally give up, go to couch and hold baby on chest. Baby finally go to sleep at 0430 in AM. Me can't sleep sitting up.

Know what on TV at 0430 in AM? Not da#$ much. Could sell lots of gold in Grandma's old jewelry to nice folks on TV. Could buy wonderful pills to "enhance" my "maleness" (not sure what means? Did have lots of girls in bikinis). Could go to school to become "medical office assistant" and hang out with lots of ethnically-diverse co-workers.

Did watch Hoss whup bad guy on Bonanza.

Me really tired now, not know how to post so good.

Goodnight!

Visit to training

Daddy had to teach a class to the academy today, so we went and visited his old workplace. All the training folks cooed and oohed her. Nurse Katy even donated her office for a feeding. And little Helen proved she was her Father's child when she filled her pants so loud it echoed throughout the building. Daddy was so proud!

P.S. Of course, we forgot the camera.

Helen is Indian

So, the Indians (real ones, not NAs), have this tantric "Neti" thing where you are supposed to dump water in one nostril and out the other, thereby 'cleansing' yourself of pollutants.You can read more than you'd ever want to know about it here.

Little Helen figures she doesn't need no silly pot. She just recycles a bit of milk. Yes, through a nostril. Quite disconcerting to whoever is holding her, but she doesn't even blink an eye.

Hangin with Miles

Right now, my big brother is really cool

It's a tough life

Man this is a tough life. Sleeping can be a full-time job. I made a new best friend Emily the other day:


Then I had to sleep by myself:

It's tough to find a comfortable spot to sleep: