Baby no sleep good last night. Baby have gas (so did mommy, could have lit them off!). Baby want to sleep sitting up.
Me finally give up, go to couch and hold baby on chest. Baby finally go to sleep at 0430 in AM. Me can't sleep sitting up.
Know what on TV at 0430 in AM? Not da#$ much. Could sell lots of gold in Grandma's old jewelry to nice folks on TV. Could buy wonderful pills to "enhance" my "maleness" (not sure what means? Did have lots of girls in bikinis). Could go to school to become "medical office assistant" and hang out with lots of ethnically-diverse co-workers.
Did watch Hoss whup bad guy on Bonanza.
Me really tired now, not know how to post so good.
Goodnight!
