Sara is feeling so much better she devised a new game. It's called, "Screw With the Records Clerk".
It's a simple game:
1) Record clerk comes up to room to fill out paperwork for birth certificate, social security card, etc. Give clerk all pre-decided information.
2) Wait 2 hours.
3) When clerk comes back with completed paperwork ready to sign, turn to husband and say, "What about naming her Helena instead?"
