Edit: The pretty version didn't work. Here is the raw video. Just ignore the narrator.
You know, I don't remember MY older brothers acting like this! I don't remember MY older brothers protecting me. I remember MY older brother (guy)
*okay, so I stuffed a tennis ball down his saxophone while he was playing it. He didn't have to hit me, did he? Even though it was the 6th time in 5 minutes I stuffed it down. That's just brutality, that is.